I had a tough time going back to “normal” after weeks on the road. The halcyon days of trucking were fresh on my mind.
(Or maybe my mind was a lil’ too active?)
You’d think I’d been abducted by aliens or something…
LOOK! What’s that in the clouds?
There it is again… see it?!(Oops, bridge got in the way.)Check it out, honey! It looks like it’s about to land.Holy cow, it’s hovering over the freeway!
It’s a bird… it’s a plane….
Is it a UFO?
Anyway, it turned out to be a chip in our windshield.
(Insert Twilight Zone theme-song here.)