Sprat salted at home

Sprat - small, but very smart! Spicy sprat is good for potatoes! There is an unpleasant woman living in our entrance. None of the neighbors likes her. She comes to you under any pretext, looks around and spreads gossip around the house: someone turns out to be dirty, someone looks after the children badly, and Uncle Vasya is an alcoholic at all, he has bottles of pepper tincture in his kitchen. In fact, Uncle Vasya is bald as a knee and he just read in one magazine that pepper spray makes hair grow better. The rest of the gossip is also just gossip. Recently, a vigilant Cerberus visited my apartment under the pretext of "came for matches". After examining the kitchen, a neighbor in the evening discussed on the bench that "the Ivanovs probably robbed the store, since they have a lot of sprats." Indeed, we have a lot of sprats, but only because I cook a sprat of spicy salt according to my own recipe.